Hey, hey, hey it’s time for another Wrong Wednesday! To give a quick overview of what Wrong Wednesday is for everyone who is most likely new; Wrong Wednesday is where I write my opinions on what I think is wrong with the gym, what people do wrong in the gym, and more.
Today’s post will be a little somewhat not safe for work. If you don’t like “foul” language then skip today’s post and wait for the next one. Today’s post is going to be focusing on a very real problem with the men’s locker rooms at gyms: old man balls.
There you are, just got off work and heading to the gym in your work clothes. You get out of the car and strut into the gym. Today was such a good day that you’re sauntering towards the locker room. You take the final turn into the locker room to change into your gym clothes but then you’re smacked right in the face with an old man balls.
This is a serious problem! You avert your eyes and try to find another spot in the locker room in order to change but there’s another one! He’s sitting on his towel, wide open, balls nearly touching the floor with a jungle of a bush that gives you Vietnam flashbacks!
Finally, you relent and head to the stalls to change in the stalls because you are fed up with seeing all of the old saggy balls lying around the gym. You finally have your gym clothes on and are exiting the stall only to be greeting by the saggiest ass you’ve ever seen standing at the urinal stark naked, barefooted and a towel around his neck. HIS NECK! HIS DAMN NECK!
No one wants to walk into the locker room, make that first turn to have old man balls right in their face. It’s not for the lack of not wanting to see a dick, or being homophobic. It’s common courtesy to cover yourself up so others don’t have to see your balls touch the floor.
Also for you those of you whose balls are not touching the floor yet, cover yourself up too.
Ladies be glad you don’t have to deal with this. It’s like getting unsolicited dick pics in your phone except you can’t delete the photo or laugh at how small it is with your friends at that moment. I’m sure those of you who use the women’s locker room have a version of this and I’d “totally” love to hear about it! (That’s sarcasm)
This is something that can’t be helped and unfortunately we just have to deal with it until one day gyms make a towel policy.
Thank you for taking the time to read today’s post! Let me know down below what some of your grievances are with people at your gym or the gym itself! If you enjoyed this post, disagree with me, or have a story for me; then leave me a comment below! If you want to keep up to date with future postings make sure to click that follow button to follow my page for future posts! If you want to keep up to date with me between posts make sure to head over to my Instagram with the link at the top of the page.
Until next time, hit the gym, do something productive, and try to be less of a jerk.
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